Scarlatti's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Video Dating Tape]

So sad...

I found this unbearably sad. Something about Jake's birthday pin (40 Today!) just made me feel sorry for him. You, sir, are a master of innocent alienation.

[Armless Boy]

Deeper meaning

My guess at the deeper meaning is this: Armless Boy's lack of arms represents his powerlessness, not being able to manipulate the things sticking out of his Happy Gift Box of Goodness. But when someone else does it for him, they are destroyed by big, nasty, black, hairy hands of woe. Perhaps AB always knew, in the back of his mind, the contents of the box and refrained from opening it for that reason. Perhaps he really has arms, but has sucked them into his body cavity because he enjoys watching others getting smacked down by the Big Nasty Hand. Perhaps AB observes with detached amusement as others walk into his Armful People Trap. Perhaps AB is more sinister than I thought...

[[no Hope]-[endofmankind]]

Pretty cool

I thought this was pretty good. Methinks I detected a hint of the movie 28 Days Later in it.

[Strange Fruit]

Quiet

The minimalist art reflects the tone of the song nicely, hiding the horrific details of lynching just as the lyrics do. Very high culture for such a flippant place as Newgrounds.

[Trading Spaces: Hobo Ed.]

Hmmm....

I thought the concept was pretty funny, but I would enjoy a vicious satire of that over-enthusiastic host. She's just asking for it.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Righteous

Totally hilarious. That dude is awesome. Two questions, though. Question the first: What language is that? It sounds a little like Italian, but I'm pretty sure that's not it. Question the second: Who is that dude? Is it you? Because you're awesome if it is. And if it's not you, you're awesome anyway. Peace out.

[The Mad Scientist]

Awesome

It was coolness with the running and the jumping and the slicing. As a Psych major might put it: "good use of archetype".

[Four Letter Word]

Cool

It's like Schoolhouse Rock, Newgrounds-ified.

[Headache]

Good

I know and like that song, though I doubt Dynastyff11 or that other guy have heard it. Muppets are rather out of style nowadays. Good flash, anyway, and hope to see more.

[Burnt Face Man]

Good

That last guy was quite wrong. I can't see how someone could call this pointless. I thought it was quite stylish, meself.